Great news everybody! The new Die Hard film has got an official title: A Good Day To Die Hard. As a refresher, here are the films that came before it. And some that come after. Whatever.
Die Hard
Tough New York cop John McClane ruins his wife’s Christmas office party by killing some terrorists who only dropped in for a mince pie and a kiss in the stationary cupboard.
Die Hard 2: Die Harder
Tough New York cop John McClane delays all the Christmas flights at an airport by killing some terrorists who wanted to buy some last minute gifts from the airport duty-free shop.
Die Hard With a Vengeance
Tough New York cop John McClane kills terrorists who are motivated by playing party games like ‘simon says’, ‘musical chairs’ and ‘sexy bottle’.
Live Free or Die Hard
Tough New York cop John McClane kills terrorists when they hack the Internet and he can’t get on eBay to bid on that vest he had his eye on.
A Good Day to Die Hard
Tough New York cop John McClane is forced to go to Russia to kill terrorists when he goes to his local shop to buy some vodka and they don’t have any.
Get Hard Or Die
Tough New York cop John McClane has to kill some terrorists when he can’t get an erection and a lady laughs at him.
Die Herding
Tough New York cop John McClane has to kill some terrorists when they kidnap one of his sheep. Oh - did I mention the fact he’s retired to the mountains to herd sheep? Because he has.
Old Habits Die Hard
Tough New York cop John McClane has to kill some terrorists when he starts biting his nails again.
Curl Up And Die, Hard
Tough New York cop John McClane has to kill some terrorists when his humorously named hair salon faces financial difficulties due to the current economic climate.



