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Scientists convinced defrosting frozen alien is perfectly safe
“It’s been frozen in ice for thousands, if not millions, of years,” said team leader Dr. Garry Campbell. “It’s clearly dead and therefore not a threat to anyone.”
“The worst that could happen is that it smells a bit, but one of the research assistants says he has a can of Febreze handy if that’s the case.”
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