Facebook to ban nauseating pictures of newborn babies

“We understand parents are proud of their children, but our research strongly indicates that unless you’re a relative of the parent, there’s a very good chance you don’t want to see 2,000 pictures of a baby in a variety of woolly hats.”

Millions unable to look up SOPA, PIPA on Wikipedia

“This proposed U.S Internet legislation poses a very real threat,” said web expert Duncan Bulgar-Pastirma. “And once Wikipedia comes back online I’ll be able to tell you exactly what that threat is.”