Wasp unable to fly out of open fucking window

A wasp found itself incapable of flying out of an open fucking window earlier today, despite having gained access to the living room when the fucking window was only slightly ajar.

Sun On Sunday to be ‘mostly pictures’

Watson claims a News Corp source told him that Rupert Murdoch has seen the draft designs of the Sunday Sun and that it is made up of ‘mundane office pictures’ along with ‘some random snaps bought from a stock photograph company’.

Beezow Doo-Doo Zoppitybop-Bop-Bop

He was a strange man

Google quits web to focus on landscape painting career

“For the last few months Google hasn’t felt challenged at work, its heart really doesn’t seem to be in it any more. Its mood is often indifferent or worse – once I walked into the office unannounced and I think it had been crying.”

Michael Jackson’s doctor must find it hard to concentrate during his trial with a big sandwich floating behind him.