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December 12th, 2011
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If you’ve got £12.95 spare and fancy an awkward Christmas, then you might like this t-shirt I designed, now available from teetshirts. There’s even another one that brings that much-needed festive oral sex joke to the Christmas dinner table.

If you’ve got £12.95 spare and fancy an awkward Christmas, then you might like this t-shirt I designed, now available from teetshirts. There’s even another one that brings that much-needed festive oral sex joke to the Christmas dinner table.

tags#christmas #riots #t-shirt #work
August 19th, 2011
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After intensive manhunt, Wally receives 25 years for incitement

After intensive manhunt, Wally receives 25 years for incitement

tags#london #riots #where's wally #books #work
August 10th, 2011
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“Oh Dear!” said Mr Benn to the weeping shopkeeper.

“Oh Dear!” said Mr Benn to the weeping shopkeeper.

tags#london #riots #looting #cartoon #not sure what point I'm making
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