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August 1st, 2013
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TWO books (yes two books, suck it Harper Lee) I’ve written are out today, so if you want to know about dealing with a zombie apocalypse through gardening, you’re in luck.


Amazon say there are currently only 8 left in stock, which means i) this is already a SMASH HIT BESTSELLER or ii) they only ordered 8 copies.

June 21st, 2013
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June 10th, 2013
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May 10th, 2013
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April 1st, 2013
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This is ‘Nightcap’ - a short film I wrote that’s showing on Channel 4 tonight at 11.05pm as part of the Random Acts season. It’s a sequel to this and has a scene with a prawn in it that will shit you right up.

January 30th, 2013
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The Greatest Goofs In Movie History

2. Gandalf Wears Novelty Sunglasses In Lord Of The Rings
Fans of the original books by J. R. R. R. R. Tolkien were outraged at some of the goofs in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, not least in this scene when Gandalf wears a pair of beer bottle novelty sunglasses. Director Peter Jackson defended the mistake, arguing it ‘brought some humour to all that boring orc shit’.

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The Greatest Goofs In Movie History

2. Gandalf Wears Novelty Sunglasses In Lord Of The Rings

Fans of the original books by J. R. R. R. R. Tolkien were outraged at some of the goofs in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, not least in this scene when Gandalf wears a pair of beer bottle novelty sunglasses. Director Peter Jackson defended the mistake, arguing it ‘brought some humour to all that boring orc shit’.

See the full list! Or don’t!

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