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May 10th, 2013
April 1st, 2013
This is ‘Nightcap’ - a short film I wrote that’s showing on Channel 4 tonight at 11.05pm as part of the Random Acts season. It’s a sequel to this and has a scene with a prawn in it that will shit you right up.
January 30th, 2013
The Greatest Goofs In Movie History
2. Gandalf Wears Novelty Sunglasses In Lord Of The Rings
Fans of the original books by J. R. R. R. R. Tolkien were outraged at some of the goofs in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, not least in this scene when Gandalf wears a pair of beer bottle novelty sunglasses. Director Peter Jackson defended the mistake, arguing it ‘brought some humour to all that boring orc shit’.
November 26th, 2012
Pizza Hut Unveil New Passive-Aggressive Menu
Pizza Hut has unveiled a new passive-aggressive menu, that asks customers to “Please buy a pizza. Or don’t. Like we give a shit.”
November 13th, 2012
Facebook To Ban Vague Status Updates
The social network says it will no longer tolerate users posting updates such as ‘Why????’, ‘I Know…’ or ‘*sigh*’ to the site and have designed a special algorithm that will automatically delete the guilty account.
October 31st, 2012
Helena Bonham Carter to dress normally for Halloween
Her previous Halloween costumes have included ‘businesswoman in suit’, ‘jumper and jeans’, ‘popping to the shops’ and in, 2011, she famously wore ‘a nice dress’ to go trick or treating with film director husband Tim Burton and their children.
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