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May 30th, 2012
Wasp unable to fly out of open fucking window
A wasp found itself incapable of flying out of an open fucking window earlier today, despite having gained access to the living room when the fucking window was only slightly ajar.
May 18th, 2012
April 17th, 2012
Plat du Jour, a short film I wrote and produced, gets its TV premiere tonight on Channel 4 at 11.05 pm as part of the Random Acts season. It’s also available to watch online, if you’re one of those people who say “Oh no, we don’t have a TV - we like to read books and have meaningful conversations with each other instead.” Pricks.
April 10th, 2012
Google buys $1 billion of VHS tapes
After Facebook’s acquisition of the photo site Instagram, Google has announced plans to buy $1 billion worth of VHS tapes, in a further bid to cash in on nostalgia. All existing and future YouTube content will be transferred to VHS, and users of the site will have to ‘rent’ any clips they want to see – the requested tape will then be posted to them within seven days.
April 5th, 2012
Good news! Production has just finished on Plat Du Jour, an animated short I wrote and produced for Channel 4’s Random Acts season. Not sure when it airs on TV, but rest assured I’ll be shamelessly self-promoting it. Pictured: Geoffrey Palmer and Susan Cadogan enjoy a romantic candlelit sausage.
March 28th, 2012
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Hello, I'm Simon - a freelance script/copy writer based in London. 
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